The 5 most common implied responses on the bbPress support forum:

  1. If you can’t follow directions, I can’t help you.
  2. Next time, just tag the topic with modlook and skip posting it.
  3. Are you sure you’re editing the right file?
  4. Brushing your teeth for you isn’t generally a “basic forum feature” in my mind.
  5. Why don’t you just read the other 892 topics about this question where I’ve already answered them?

This might be wrong because all of my research was made up on the spot.